December 2009
92 posts
reblog if you want someone to ask you out in new...
marininjaax:
kuhtwinkiie:
frankieeeboy:
(via marcbautistaxd)
that sounds completely weird of me. but that would be a nice thing xD
Not gonna happen, but we can dream
=/
It’s been like 6 of my favorite songs in a row, on shuffle..
I feel like my iPod is trying to cheer me up. =/
Omg.
I want you. So bad. It’s funny how that works, how I want someone no one could guess I would, not my sister, not my best friend. Especially you, you’d probably never guess it…. But damn. I want you so bad.
WOMP!
You: Womp.
Stranger: hello
You: Womp
Stranger: domp
You: WHY IS IT WHENEVER I FUCKING WOMP SOMEONE THEY TRY TO COPY ME BUT EPICLY FAIL?
You: SUCK A DICK
You have disconnected.
:D
I’m posting this from my iTouch. Hellls yeah.
At my sister's work, people call me beautiful &...
marininjaax:
It’s soooo uncomfortable there xD.
Anyways. On this very fine Christmas Eve, I be just sitting here in my sister’s room waiting for my sister to come home. I bought her a gift earlier this morning, but I can’t wrap a little plushie pillow & a bathset that’s a tad bit on the lop-sided side. So, I give up xD. And plus , I don’t know how to wrap a pillow xD.
My mother just asked...
Being Drunk.
Okay. So let’s say yesterday I had amateur experience in the drunk arts.
All I can say about it is… When you’re drunk:
everything is funny
you pee, ALOT.
you talk like a retard but you don’t even notice
you’re REALLY dizzy. Whenever I got up to go to the bathroom, I fell into something, and when i was sitting on my floor, i kept swaying or falling or rolling...
2009 Bucket List
tab-ekat:
thatconniechick94:
jaimeo:
Bold all the things you’ve done in 2009 1. Dyed your hair an odd color. 2. Went skinny dipping. 3. Bought something you didn’t need. 4. Snuck out of your house. 5. Became obsessed with a song no one knew. 6. Learned a song on your phone with your keypad. 7. Knitted something. 8. Ran a mile. 9. Fell in love. 10. Said, “like yeahh” too many times. 11. Lost...
Bitches need to get off muh mug.
Seriously.
I already gave my ‘why I hate Will’ speech so I’m not gonna bother, but damnn.
I really don’t give a shit if people think I’m like, mentally fucked up and shit for making a fucking “I Hate Will Abrams” page for like, 1 day. Seriously? I have a question. Why is it okay to join like, 50 “I Hate Miley Cyrus” groups or “I Hate...
fucking with strangers. lmao.
whoops31: hi
MMaria1212: hi..
whoops31: how r u?
MMaria1212: okay.
whoops31: same here
whoops31: how old are you?
MMaria1212: 48
whoops31: cool
whoops31: i am 32
MMaria1212: are you a girl?
whoops31: no...i am a guy
MMaria1212: cool me neither
MMaria1212: you single?
whoops31: you are a guy?
MMaria1212: yes
whoops31: dang..see ya
MMaria1212: Hahahaha
Argghhh
Now that I’ve finished my long reblog to mariam about how much I hate will, I’m all full of rage and ashaken. Maybe its ‘cause I drank 3 sodas today, but still.
Why does everyone hate Will Abrams?
marininjaax:
… Is he really that annoying..?
I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH WILL ABRAMS.
So the very first day I saw that obnoxious little fattard he shoved the person I was talking to down a hill, and then tried to shove ME when I was like, wtf? Like, I dont even know you you weird little troll, why are you trying to shove me down a hill?
And then he follows me...
“What the hell? Chris Wallace just texted me… he was like, “harro!...”
– My sister
“Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who...”
– FML
Bold the things that apply:
marininjaax:
thatconniechick94:
pockymonster:
Appearance:
I am 5’4 or shorter. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different colour. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses. I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. I’ve been told I’m...
“Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen...”
– FML
I have a crush on
marininjaax:
Rachel Kain. Random…? I know.
It’s killing me xD. And yet I’m okay with that..?
uh this is not tumblr appropriate
I hate it when
I like someone for like, a month, and get over it, but everyone still thinks I like them so they don’t believe me when I say I like someone new.
Yeah, that sucks.
Am I Just A Backup?
thisasiancalleds0h:
injessicawetrust:
thisasiancalleds0h:
injessicawetrust:
Do you just act like you like me because I’m like a second choice? A backup girl that’s always going to be there if your real goal fails?
You know you can’t date ______ so you go with me instead?
I hate hearing people talk about it… talking about us, and her.
It sucked today when I heard them talking about how...
Am I Just A Backup?
thisasiancalleds0h:
injessicawetrust:
Do you just act like you like me because I’m like a second choice? A backup girl that’s always going to be there if your real goal fails?
You know you can’t date ______ so you go with me instead?
I hate hearing people talk about it… talking about us, and her.
It sucked today when I heard them talking about how you think she’s hot and it hurts even more...
Am I Just A Backup?
Do you just act like you like me because I’m like a second choice? A backup girl that’s always going to be there if your real goal fails?
You know you can’t date ______ so you go with me instead?
I hate hearing people talk about it… talking about us, and her.
It sucked today when I heard them talking about how you think she’s hot and it hurts even more to hear them...
Oh JP
Jessica: omg jp
JP: what?
Jessica: shutup
JP: wow
JP: what did i say?
JP: the truth? :OO
“Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He...”
– FML
Haha
Me: -listening to my sister watch TV in the other room- Is that high school musical 2 or 3?
Gabby: 3.
Me: ..........................I would watch, but I'm too lazy to move.
ShitBricks
In Jessica We Trust: i think 7 inches is like my boob size
In Jessica We Trust: its average
G13: average is 5 1/2 inches
G13: i googled it lol
jayypeee: omg...
jayypeee: greg
In Jessica We Trust: omg greg
jayypeee: alyssa gooshed gooshed me today
In Jessica We Trust: thats because the majority of the world is made up of asians
In Jessica We Trust: look up the AMERICAN average
In Jessica We Trust: ahaha
Alyssa [MeadowLotusSong]: LMFAO
G13: i DID Lol
Goodbye.
I hate losing things that I love.
Like when my hamster Muffin died while we were on vacation in Florida.
Or when I lost my Nintendo DS.
Or when my uncle had to give away one of my favorite dogs in the whole world, Scarlet.
When I lose stuff I love, I spent so long thinking about them, missing them. And I don’t know if I ever stop. Maybe it’s a little sad to think back and miss...
HE. IS. BEAUTIFUL!
Alyssa [MeadowLotusSong]: u lucky ass
In Jessica We Trust: haha
In Jessica We Trust: but hes not even hawtttt
jayypeee: alyssa be jealous :O
In Jessica We Trust: he has pimples like EVERYWHERE
jayypeee: excuse me?
jayypeee: hes beautiful
In Jessica We Trust: hahaha
Alyssa [MeadowLotusSong]: hes hella sexy
In Jessica We Trust: JP
In Jessica We Trust: ohhhh jp
In Jessica We Trust: haha
jayypeee: hes so beautiful
jayypeee: hahaha
jayypeee: he has a cute face
are you nervous NOW?
Sam: Are you nervous now?
Kayla: No.
Sam: Are you nervous now?
Kayla: No.
Sam: Are you nervous now?
Kayla: No.
Sam: Are you nervous now?
Kayla: No.
Tyler: ARE YOU NERVOUS NOW? -shoves Sam off the bench-
Sam: NYAHHHH
What i have done.
thisasiancalleds0h:
mistynie:
Graduated High School. Kissed someone. Smoked cigarettes. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time with out sleep. Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs....
Nose burps
I actually kind of love it when I burp and it goes up my nose
so I'm getting suspended because of my tumblr...
thisasiancalleds0h:
injessicawetrust:
thisasiancalleds0h:
interesting .
great school I have here :|
Since I don’t go to your school
if I go there and tell them to go fuck themselves they can’t do anything about it right?
idk haha.
but It’s my fault too y’know?
I said “obscene profanity and vulgarity” so I guess.
plus it was relating to a situation that I got involved in and kept on...
“If I looked all over the world and there’s every type of girl… But...”
so I'm getting suspended because of my tumblr...
thisasiancalleds0h:
interesting .
great school I have here :|
Since I don’t go to your school
if I go there and tell them to go fuck themselves they can’t do anything about it right?
ugly hentai
In Jessica We Trust: that is some ugly hentai riley
In Jessica We Trust: they look like 4 year olds
Rileytea: Its not Hentai!
jayypeee: hey!
Rileytea: Its an Anime!
In Jessica We Trust: WELL IDK
jayypeee: dont make fun
This seriously isnt about anyone in particular, I...
It really sucks how teenagers can date for one day and say they love eachother, and everyones fine with it…
but if you think you love a person you aren’t dating, and you tell someone, they think you’re like, being psycho.
That just really sucks, and I’ve seen it happen to so many people… fuck society.
I hate it when people tell me I'm obsessed with...
marininjaax:
injessicawetrust:
Yeah, ‘cause I’m not.
no you’re not damn it. but you are obsessed with me because I’m obsessed with you and we are obsessed with eachother, and we shall show the world our obsession for one another. I love you. And I’m watching you, like Patrick is… hahaha.
It’s just hella annoying.
There’s a difference between really liking someone and being...
I hate it when people tell me I'm obsessed with...
Yeah, ‘cause I’m not.
"Hard Candy"
So I go to Christina’s house like I always do.
We start watching On Demand.
She clicks on some movie with a description like, “A 14-year old girl meets with a 32-year old photographer…. blah blah blah…” And through the whole beginning I was like, “GIRL HE’S GONNA RAPE YOU SON”
And then.
No. She. Drugs. HIM! And she like ties him to a chair.. And...
dead.
I kind of want to sit in a little bundle of sadness and cry. i dont even know why i’m so upset about it
but mariam says she thinks hes lying to me
and if he really was lying
i would be crying. because why would he say something like that to me and lie about it
that would be hella fucked up.
i guess it’s just way too hard for me to accept the fact that like, no person likes me
i...
What the FUCK
I like you. Alot.
But I don’t know if I can keep doing this for you.