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4/6
2010

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    WTF. Fatass motherbitch stole my soda.

    So on sunday my stepmom got a bunch of groceries. Like 5 sprite for my dad and 5 dr pepper for me. I left Sunday night and came back Tuesday morning, so I was gone for about a day. My dad hates dr pepper. He thinks it tastes like prune juice. But when I came back and opened the fridge, that fatass motherfucker drank like 9 sodas in one fucking day!WTF? I guess he did it just to piss me off. Fucking asshole. I bet he’s gonna get fucking diabetes from all that soda

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