In Jessica We Trust

Take this shit to the heart.

4/8
2010

  • Dear Mother Nature,

    You’re pretty cool at times.

    You’ve been giving me boobs lately.

    You popped out of nowhere and gave me an ass.

    I could do without the flab, but I guess that’s your style.

    Thanks for the hair, by the way, I owe you one on that.

    But Mother Nature?
    I WANT TO KILL YOU FOR THIS.

    I guess you forgot to stop by when you delivered your monthly gift March.

    And I guess you decided to make up this month by giving me twice the deal, all in one package.

    I want to slice my uterus out and throw it at your face, Mother Nature.

    Drink my menstrual blood, bitch. 

    Also: Keep coming with the boob thing, we’re not done yet. :)

    Sincerely, Jess.